SOME ANSWERS

- why, when I look in my wardrobe, do all my clothes seem so terribly unappealing at the moment? either: my clothes actually ARE unappealing ( ;p ) or I am in a bad mood and will find fault with anything

- am I slowly succumbing to carbon monoxide poisoning from the cars passing by my window? no, I am being a hypochondriac, you cannot even commit suicide any more with your car’s exhaust pipe

- will England ever win a rugby match again? yes, of course they will, they just might not win the RWC

- why does it take so long for former landladies to forward post? either: because everything happens for a reason or because they were reading it

- is it really so important to wear matching underwear? yes, absolutely. non-matching underwear means you are a slovenly trollop who pays no attention to detail

- am I going to turn into an old, cat-throwing lady? am I already an old, cat-throwing lady? no comment (just maybe substitute ‘cat’ with ‘bunny’)

- will I ever learn to swim? yes, but only if I obey the evil genius and stop wussing about