HAVE LIGHTS – WILL TRAVEL

Yippee, I now have lights for my bicycle which means I can venture out at night-time armed and dangerous. Not that lights mean anything to the French and I have seen more cyclists at night without lights than with, but still, I’m English and have to adhere to at least a smidge of road safety. (‘anon’, stop that snickering, I can hear you from here, you know full well that a helmet does nothing for a girl’s hair …)