DRESS SENSE

© drew

What is it with French men’s dress sense? I used to think that they were quite dapper but I’ve been observing them for a while now – quite objectively, you understand – and they seem to fall into one of two categories, ‘gay’ or ‘tramp’, whether or not they actually are. I realise this is a sweeping generalisation but honestly the evidence is there. Come on, froggies, pull yourselves together! Even English men can do better! And, come to think of it, so can Italians and they wear orange trousers, for goodness sake!